if i was to hand you a flamethrower and you had the right to set anything on fire/burn anyone, would you? who?
Anonymous

Could I, in this hypothetical scenario, burn this entire fucking website to the ground?

if i was to send you a box full of heads [the heads are of all your friends. surprise, they're dead] what would you do?
Anonymous

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I’m bored, someone ask me questions or send me weird anons that I can respond to with funny gifs for the general amusement of all parties, stuff like that.

I’m alone in the house at the moment and there’s not much in the way of dinner makings, so I’m gonna pull a Hazel Lancaster and resist the ghettoization of scrambled eggs.

EDIT: Make that hard-boiled eggs because variety is the spice of life.

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

IT’S JUST USING YOU TO GET WHAT IT WANTS

lockandloadharley:

Ellie’s face in this picture tho 
edit-me 

beepish omg

lockandloadharley:

Ellie’s face in this picture tho 

edit-me 

beepish omg