When you make a vague post intended for the benefit of one particular person, and then another person thanks you and says that it meant something to them.
i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress
Call him Voldemort, Harry. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
pick up pizza
By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…
but not all chambers
Best one I’ve seen. Best one.
So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom
Yesterday I went to a friend’s house for a party, and he has a tiny little grey kitten named Felix.
We made a makeshift waterbed with a big plastic tarp and a hose, and Felix was fascinated by it and kept pouncing on the pockets of water as it filled up. He ended up making little punctures with his little claws, though, so we had to keep him off it and patch it up with duct tape so it wouldn’t leak. I was holding him for a long time while they patched it up, and he was meowing and trying to bat at my hair, but I was just like “No, Felix, look what you did. All your fault.”
It eventually tore, though, so we let him back on and he wandered around getting his paws wet from the puddles and doing this adorable little walk where after every step he would raise one of his paws and shake the water off. Step-shake, step-shake, step-shake.
The moral of the story is that kittens are adorable.